Episode 25: Duck describes ‘Ma,’ a campy horror movie (brought to you by the director of ‘The Help’?!) featuring Octavia Spencer as a small town vet tech with an axe to grind, plus Juliette Lewis and a grossly underutilized Allison Janney, to Sarah.


Southland Tales

Episode 23: Duck describes “Southland Tales,” in which Justin Timberlake narrates a dystopian (comedy?) about WWIII, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, his wife Mandy Moore, and his girlfriend Sarah Michelle Gellar, to Sarah.

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Ready Or Not

Episode 22: Sarah describes “Ready or Not,” a 2019 thriller featuring a murderous game of hide-and-seek, Satanic worship, and in-law drama (tell me about it) that we all kinda wanna watch now because Adam Brody has aged WELL ladies, to Duck. P.S. We recorded this episode pre-quarantine.

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Leap Year

Episode 20: Duck describes “Leap Year,” an Irish rom-com where Amy Adams can only propose to Adam Scott on Leap Day due to … the patriarchy?, to Sarah.

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The Words

Episode 18: Duck describes “The Words,” another B. Coop dumpster fire (but this time it’s META), to Sarah. And oh yeah also Olivia Wilde is suuuuper into Dennis Quaid and whatever they paid her it can’t be worth the humiliation. P.S. This episode was recorded BEFORE┬ánews broke that the now 65-year-old Dennis Quaid proposed to […]

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Episode 16: Sarah describes “Pompeii,” in which Jon Snow and Jack Bauer face not only each other but also liquid hot magma, to Duck.

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