The Silence

Episode 19: Sarah describes “The Silence,” Netflix’s response to “A Quiet Place” except Stanley Tucci replaces Jim Halpert (who’d you rather?), to Duck.

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The Words

Episode 18: Duck describes “The Words,” another B. Coop dumpster fire (but this time it’s META), to Sarah. And oh yeah also Olivia Wilde is suuuuper into Dennis Quaid and whatever they paid her it can’t be worth the humiliation. P.S. This episode was recorded BEFORE news broke that the now 65-year-old Dennis Quaid proposed to […]

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Wild Things

Episode 17: Duck describes “Wild Things,” a 1998 Denise Richards and Neve Campbell thriller with so many twists and turns you’ll feel like you’re at Six Flags, to Sarah.  

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Pompeii

Episode 16: Sarah describes “Pompeii,” in which Jon Snow and Jack Bauer face not only each other but also liquid hot magma, to Duck.

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Deception

Episode 15: Duck describes “Deception,” a film you’ve never heard of starring Ewan McGregor as an incel, Michelle Williams as leggy blonde, and a jacked up Hugh Jackman as a member of an elite Manhattan sex club, to Sarah.

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Remember Me

Episode 14: Sarah describes “Remember Me,” an R-Patz romedy that COULD have been palatable if not for its truly shocking and tasteless twist, to Duck. And oh yeah, Meghan Markle’s in it #royalty.

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Collateral Beauty

Episode 13: Duck describes “Collateral Beauty,” where Kate Winslet, Edward Norton and Michael Peña do some seriously f-ed up shiz to America’s sweetheart Will Smith just for a few benjies, to Sarah. P.S. Hit us up for a rap or dedication we’re STILL only charging $5 what are we crazy?  

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