Remember Me

Episode 14: Sarah describes “Remember Me,” an R-Patz romedy that COULD have been palatable if not for its truly shocking and tasteless twist, to Duck. And oh yeah, Meghan Markle’s in it #royalty.

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Collateral Beauty

Episode 13: Duck describes “Collateral Beauty,” where Kate Winslet, Edward Norton and Michael Peña do some seriously f-ed up shiz to America’s sweetheart Will Smith just for a few benjies, to Sarah. P.S. Hit us up for a rap or dedication we’re STILL only charging $5 what are we crazy?  

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Now You See Me

Episode 11: Duck describes “Now You See Me,” a.k.a. Oceans Eleven But Magic a.k.a. Jesse Eisenberg’s David Blaine Cosplay Reel, to Sarah. P.S. Hit us up for a rap or dedication we’re only charging $5 that’s a great deal.

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Episode 10: Sarah describes “Venom,” a Marvel villain origin story in which Tom Hardy gets possessed by Flubber™ and Michelle Williams has to make out with his lizard tongue, to Duck. This episode also includes our first paid rap dedication. Want to buy one yourself? Only $5!

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Episode 9: Duck describes “Aloha,” Bradley Cooper’s lowest moment and Emma Stone’s debut as a woman of Chinese and Hawaiian heritage (WHY EMMA WHY), to Sarah.

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Episode 6: Sarah describes “Downsizing,” a sci-fi drama that includes Matt Damon’s best mini-me impression TO DATE, to Duck. #FreeTinyMattDamon This episode also includes our #FirstPaidAd! $10 for the next one! Who wants it??

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Must Love Dogs

Episode 5: Duck describes “Must Love Dogs,” a 2005 rom-com featuring Diane Lane and John Cusack in which none of the principal characters own dogs or even really have any noteworthy appreciation for dogs, to Sarah. Find us and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and now also Stitcher.

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